That is all!
No that's not all. So she out adopting another kid from some poor off country than the us. All trying to top Angelina again!
Can't these girls just gte knocked up normally.
Oh but that's not the point to why they're doing this. No, they need to make a political statement that they love all children of the world and have to just swing in with Benjamins hanging out of their cunts to save these poor children.
You know what? I just got finished watching some old movies of when I was in the PI and caught some footage of kids begging for money. Where the fuck are their Madonna's and Jolie? Why ain't Sean Penn playing a homo in his next movie so he can win an Oscar and talk about their plight.
Keep dreaming. That shit won't happen for them. Why?
Cause those fuckers don't care about them. They don't. Fuck you Madonna. Fuck you Angelina and fuck you Sean Penn.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Fucking morons
Okay, so a couple of weeks ago I went on an angry (no shit) rant about Chris Brown. Well, I guess that fucker just loves to provoke me into them, so here we go again…
Turns out Chris “knock a bitch out” Brown is pleading self defense in his case with Rhianna. Brown claims that Rhianna threw a phone at him and then punched him in the head. Therefore he had to beat the living shit out of her.
…
==deep breath==
Calm, stay calm Padzilla, just breath and stay calm.
==deep breath==
wooosaaaa. woooossaaa
==inhale==
FUCK THAT!
Are you fucking kidding me? You fucking rich ass piece of shit you’re playing the self defense card? Dumb ass motherfucker, did you not read my fucking demon possessing defense for you? Now you just coming off as a bitch your damn self. Honestly take it like a fucking man Chris. There is no excuse, none, zip, nada for beating up a woman. Get off the steroids and quit acting like you’re fucking hard. You’re an R&B singer. It’s the same shit that makes me laugh about R. Kelly.
Good fucking God! Self defense man? That shit only works when your life… is in danger motherfucker! Were you afraid Rhianna’s 90 lbs frame was gonna stab you with the cell phone? You fucking loser.
Oh wait! It gets better– you see she supposedly…
TOOK HIM BACK!!!
“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island. Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves … They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.” -TMZ
How in the fucking– what the– The shit is that? Chris apparently knocked some sense into her (pun intended fuckers).
WOW! I mean wow!
If she really did, you dumb asses deserve each other. You’re both fucking stupid.
I’m done here.
Padzilla
Turns out Chris “knock a bitch out” Brown is pleading self defense in his case with Rhianna. Brown claims that Rhianna threw a phone at him and then punched him in the head. Therefore he had to beat the living shit out of her.
…
==deep breath==
Calm, stay calm Padzilla, just breath and stay calm.
==deep breath==
wooosaaaa. woooossaaa
==inhale==
FUCK THAT!
Are you fucking kidding me? You fucking rich ass piece of shit you’re playing the self defense card? Dumb ass motherfucker, did you not read my fucking demon possessing defense for you? Now you just coming off as a bitch your damn self. Honestly take it like a fucking man Chris. There is no excuse, none, zip, nada for beating up a woman. Get off the steroids and quit acting like you’re fucking hard. You’re an R&B singer. It’s the same shit that makes me laugh about R. Kelly.
Good fucking God! Self defense man? That shit only works when your life… is in danger motherfucker! Were you afraid Rhianna’s 90 lbs frame was gonna stab you with the cell phone? You fucking loser.
Oh wait! It gets better– you see she supposedly…
TOOK HIM BACK!!!
“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island. Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves … They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.” -TMZ
How in the fucking– what the– The shit is that? Chris apparently knocked some sense into her (pun intended fuckers).
WOW! I mean wow!
If she really did, you dumb asses deserve each other. You’re both fucking stupid.
I’m done here.
Padzilla
Monday, March 2, 2009
WONDERCON Aftermath
I have been standing and shouting for the past 3 days. Sure I did my walking and drinking, but yelling was a big part of my job. So my voice is a bit low.
JUSTENE JARO is COOL AS HELL!
It is possible to make returns at conventions.
People are always interested in getting things for free.
The human body cannot go an entire weekend on just donuts and bagels alone.
When girls talk about their boobs, they tend to play with them as if they were toys.
Sell shirts for less than $10 and you got yourself an audience.
Bring deodorant to conventions either for yourself or for defense.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
What to wonder at WONDERCON
So Wondercon is here! I will be at The Nutshack booth with the rest of my crew selling the hottest gear at the show. We got a brand new shirt that I know many of you have been asking about and the wait is over... GOT NUTZ!
Also, you see those two fly honeys with their arms wrapped around me, well this year... we got JUSTENE JARO! Oh hell yeah! If you are not familiar with her, be sure to google her.
Now for a random video on Johnny Carson...
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Challenge
Aite folks, this is on my mind and has been all day...
You ever get int that mode where you could totally ignore the world and just work to the point where you are kind of an asshole? Robot work mode?
I'm there. In fact I'm not just there, I am the mayor of robot work mode.
I'm so focused on my shit that I could only justify taking a break from writing my promo premises was to write this blog to you all out in cyberspace.
So while sitting her writing, I was just wondering, how do the rest of you get creative? Do you like to tune out the rest of the world as I do or do you need the constant noise of life to be inspired?
Also, once you're there, what does it look like in your head? Do you daydream in movies like I do or is it something else?
The only images of imagination that I can "see" are my own so I kinda wanted to just throw those questions out there for you. Sit and think about it. Think of it like one of those critical thinking questions you got at the end of math home works.
Wondercon is coming up this weekend and I am excited. I love comic conventions. This will be the 10 year for me going. I love to find the big surprise buy or going broke just to buy the sickest figure.
I will be there once again with The Nutshack crew slanging our DVD's and shirts.
Jesse and the guys went out of their way for some of the coolest looking gear. If you stop buy, you can't miss the only albino of the group.
Also, we will have sexy import model Justene Jaro gracing us with her Puerto Rican/Filipino (Puerto Pino?) in hopes to, of course, make more money.
Not only that folks, but come out and support the only Fil-Am show on TV.
See you at the con. now, back to work.
You ever get int that mode where you could totally ignore the world and just work to the point where you are kind of an asshole? Robot work mode?
I'm there. In fact I'm not just there, I am the mayor of robot work mode.
I'm so focused on my shit that I could only justify taking a break from writing my promo premises was to write this blog to you all out in cyberspace.
So while sitting her writing, I was just wondering, how do the rest of you get creative? Do you like to tune out the rest of the world as I do or do you need the constant noise of life to be inspired?
Also, once you're there, what does it look like in your head? Do you daydream in movies like I do or is it something else?
The only images of imagination that I can "see" are my own so I kinda wanted to just throw those questions out there for you. Sit and think about it. Think of it like one of those critical thinking questions you got at the end of math home works.
Wondercon is coming up this weekend and I am excited. I love comic conventions. This will be the 10 year for me going. I love to find the big surprise buy or going broke just to buy the sickest figure.
I will be there once again with The Nutshack crew slanging our DVD's and shirts.
Jesse and the guys went out of their way for some of the coolest looking gear. If you stop buy, you can't miss the only albino of the group.
Also, we will have sexy import model Justene Jaro gracing us with her Puerto Rican/Filipino (Puerto Pino?) in hopes to, of course, make more money.
Not only that folks, but come out and support the only Fil-Am show on TV.
See you at the con. now, back to work.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Inspiration
Listen to me. Nothing pisses me off more than not feeling happy. I'm not talking about those long conversation where you finsih it off by saying "so yeah, I'm happy." If you have to sit there and convince yourself that you're happy, then you're not. End of motherfucking story.
Am I happy? Hell no. Besides all the drama, I feel unfulfilled. Not sexually (although that is debatable), but creatively I am unfulfilled.
Yeah, I got a very creative job. Literally, my job is come up with ideas and write them down so we can produce them into something. Now you would think that is a great job (which it is) where you can create anything all the time and be happy with it. The truth is, if you create all the time for someone else, it is really hard for you to create for yourself.
Example, say you're married, and you go out and sleep around (which BTW, I am strictly opposed to). You could probably still make love to your wife, but if you're unfaithful all the time, and with variations of sex (sisters, orgies, nuns, midgets, trannies), making love to your wife just won't happen.
I'm a guy who loves to work from inspiration. I get an idea and want to see the full movie and trailer playing in my head before moving on to writing it.
Right now I'm inspired. I feel this twitch that just won't go away until I make something.
It got me back into drawing. I haven't drawn seriously in almost 9 years. When that is what I used to be known for, that's a tough realization and a very long period of time without a kneadable eraser.
I'm drawing, I'm writing, and most of all, I am not content with just resting on my motherfucking laurels. I need to make something. I am not one of those fuckers whose like "I'm gonna do a documentary on Street Fighter cause I brought my Flip Cam to a tournament". Fuck you.
I love a good story and I love to make people feel something through the exploits of a fictional character.
Only time will tell just what that becomes. I'm inspired, but I'm not focused. So until then, we shall see.
Am I happy? Hell no. Besides all the drama, I feel unfulfilled. Not sexually (although that is debatable), but creatively I am unfulfilled.
Yeah, I got a very creative job. Literally, my job is come up with ideas and write them down so we can produce them into something. Now you would think that is a great job (which it is) where you can create anything all the time and be happy with it. The truth is, if you create all the time for someone else, it is really hard for you to create for yourself.
Example, say you're married, and you go out and sleep around (which BTW, I am strictly opposed to). You could probably still make love to your wife, but if you're unfaithful all the time, and with variations of sex (sisters, orgies, nuns, midgets, trannies), making love to your wife just won't happen.
I'm a guy who loves to work from inspiration. I get an idea and want to see the full movie and trailer playing in my head before moving on to writing it.
Right now I'm inspired. I feel this twitch that just won't go away until I make something.
It got me back into drawing. I haven't drawn seriously in almost 9 years. When that is what I used to be known for, that's a tough realization and a very long period of time without a kneadable eraser.
I'm drawing, I'm writing, and most of all, I am not content with just resting on my motherfucking laurels. I need to make something. I am not one of those fuckers whose like "I'm gonna do a documentary on Street Fighter cause I brought my Flip Cam to a tournament". Fuck you.
I love a good story and I love to make people feel something through the exploits of a fictional character.
Only time will tell just what that becomes. I'm inspired, but I'm not focused. So until then, we shall see.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Love is Gonna get ya!
Sup NutLovers. I will give anyone $5 dollars if they can recite one verse from the song I took the title for this update from. It's the Valentine's week, I say week cause bitches won't let us forget until the day actually arrives. I will be celebrating Singles Awareness Day as I always do, with whores.
Besides the activities of the week, not much going down over here in Nutshack front.
Jesse's tattoo is finally fading into its permanent color and tone. Still looks fresh.
Saw Ramon a second a go. If any of you live in or around the San Francisco Japantown area, there will be a flier that many of you ladies should look into. It might have something to do with hosting a new TV show... but I will let you all figure that out for yourselves.
Hey all you TV wannabes, The Shack is looking for INTERNS. Head over to the link above to find out how you can be apart of the craziest team in television.
Also, don't forget that we'll be at WonderCON later this month with a very big surprise and tons of cool give aways.
Dave is painting a new piece just for the show so you don't want to miss your chance to win it.
Oh and writers block sucks harder than a college girl who can't pay for rent.
That's gonna do it for now. Be sure to check back as always on the only site giving you the news you don't need to know. I'm JPads saying to you as always...
"And to all a good night".
Padzilla
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