Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I HATE MADONNA!

That is all!

No that's not all. So she out adopting another kid from some poor off country than the us. All trying to top Angelina again!

Can't these girls just gte knocked up normally.

Oh but that's not the point to why they're doing this. No, they need to make a political statement that they love all children of the world and have to just swing in with Benjamins hanging out of their cunts to save these poor children.

You know what? I just got finished watching some old movies of when I was in the PI and caught some footage of kids begging for money. Where the fuck are their Madonna's and Jolie? Why ain't Sean Penn playing a homo in his next movie so he can win an Oscar and talk about their plight.

Keep dreaming. That shit won't happen for them. Why?

Cause those fuckers don't care about them. They don't. Fuck you Madonna. Fuck you Angelina and fuck you Sean Penn.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Fucking morons

Okay, so a couple of weeks ago I went on an angry (no shit) rant about Chris Brown. Well, I guess that fucker just loves to provoke me into them, so here we go again…
Turns out Chris “knock a bitch out” Brown is pleading self defense in his case with Rhianna. Brown claims that Rhianna threw a phone at him and then punched him in the head. Therefore he had to beat the living shit out of her.

==deep breath==
Calm, stay calm Padzilla, just breath and stay calm.
==deep breath==
wooosaaaa. woooossaaa
==inhale==
FUCK THAT!

Are you fucking kidding me? You fucking rich ass piece of shit you’re playing the self defense card? Dumb ass motherfucker, did you not read my fucking demon possessing defense for you? Now you just coming off as a bitch your damn self. Honestly take it like a fucking man Chris. There is no excuse, none, zip, nada for beating up a woman. Get off the steroids and quit acting like you’re fucking hard. You’re an R&B singer. It’s the same shit that makes me laugh about R. Kelly.
Good fucking God! Self defense man? That shit only works when your life… is in danger motherfucker! Were you afraid Rhianna’s 90 lbs frame was gonna stab you with the cell phone? You fucking loser.

Oh wait! It gets better– you see she supposedly…

TOOK HIM BACK!!!

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island. Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves … They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.” -TMZ

How in the fucking– what the– The shit is that? Chris apparently knocked some sense into her (pun intended fuckers).

WOW! I mean wow!

If she really did, you dumb asses deserve each other. You’re both fucking stupid.
I’m done here.
Padzilla

Monday, March 2, 2009

WONDERCON Aftermath


I have been standing and shouting for the past 3 days. Sure I did my walking and drinking, but yelling was a big part of my job. So my voice is a bit low.
JUSTENE JARO is COOL AS HELL!
It is possible to make returns at conventions.
People are always interested in getting things for free.
The human body cannot go an entire weekend on just donuts and bagels alone.
When girls talk about their boobs, they tend to play with them as if they were toys.
Sell shirts for less than $10 and you got yourself an audience.
Bring deodorant to conventions either for yourself or for defense.